Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
The third worm in sperm - dead.
The fourth worm in soil - alive.
CONCLUSION: "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms!"
Friday, August 27, 2004
Thursday, August 26, 2004
COMEX 2004
COMEX 2004 starts today at the Singapore International Convention and Exhibition Centre (Suntec City) and will be on until this Sunday 29 August. This digital, IT and consumer electronics exhibition is now in its 12th year. One can expect to find great buys on desktops, notebooks, hand helds, wireless peripherals, memory devices and a host of other IT related products.
Bargain hunters like myself will enjoy comparing prices of the latest gadgets and gizmos under one bargain-packed roof.
Bargain hunters like myself will enjoy comparing prices of the latest gadgets and gizmos under one bargain-packed roof.
Saturday, August 14, 2004
Are you a cat lover ?
Goldie is the quiet one. She has soft and lovely fur. One thing that Goldie doesn't do is to meow and whine like Roger. I think this is called the "silent meow". She just opens her mouth and a soft sweet meow comes out ! I have heard her meow loudly before though. That's when she smells fish and wants some! |
This is Roger, very intelligent and lovable tom cat. He's a lap cat, but loves to be carried around the house especially by Denise. Whenever I'm on my computer, Roger will jump on the computer table and just walk over and around the keyboard. He does this a lot when he wants me to get him something to eat! At present his favourite game is to attack every other cat in the house. |
Curlie is the great hunter. Besides being an expert mouser, she also brings home bats, tree lizards and little birds. Curlie likes to jump on my bed in the wee hours of the morning to let me know it's time to eat and pats my face with her paw to wake me up. I open my eyes only to see two eyes staring back at me! |
Saturday, August 07, 2004
Bush looking for ways to harm Americans
Or so he says .......
U.S. President George W. Bush has told a roomful of top Pentagon brass his administration would never stop looking for ways to harm the United States.
The latest installment of misspeak came during a signing ceremony on Thursday for a new US$417 billion defence appropriations bill.
U.S. President George W. Bush has told a roomful of top Pentagon brass his administration would never stop looking for ways to harm the United States.
The latest installment of misspeak came during a signing ceremony on Thursday for a new US$417 billion defence appropriations bill.
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we".
- Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 .
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